This Is Me Posting

First of all, I'M SOOOO PROUD OF MYSELF. Why, you ask? BECAUSE I'M ACTUALLY STICKING TO MY DAYS OF POSTING!!! YAAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!! That may not seem like much to you, but I promise, for me, it is an extreme accomplishment (mostly because I always forget to post). In other news, my dog, Cairo (if you don't know about him already, just take a moment to scroll down to one of my other posts) was playing fetch with me and he wouldn't give me his chew toy, so then our nice, friendly game of fetch quickly evolved to a ferocious game of tug-of-war. You must keep in mind that Cairo is a really chubby Shih Tzu and I am a weakling. So, naturally, Cairo was winning the game (if you can still call it a game) and I was actually starting to get a little advantage [which I will not reveal due to "strategic reasons"(my strategic reasons being that I have no clue what my advantage was)]. But, in any case, I suddenly had the lead! Unfortunately, I was lying on the ground, so when I took Cairo's chew toy, he ran onto my face, and his sharp, dagger-like nails, poked me in the eye. Then, wanting him to go away, I threw the chew toy. And surprise, surprise. It. Hit. My. Mom's. Favorite. Picture. Thankfully, neither the glass nor the picture was harmed, except for the dog slobber in the shape of a tire (Cairo's chew toy is a tire, don't get worried, a car did not break into my house). So yeah. Pretty bad start to the day. If you have similar stories, just post in the comments. Bye! Thanks for reading!!